01
The name
The plan styled 401(k) will answer to 401. The (k) stays in the family history and leaves the ticker. The ticker is $KID.
Family plan, revised
401
$KID
Grandpa saved for retirement.
His grandkids have other plans.
The 401(k) generation just met crypto.
Your retirement plan just got
a new generation.
He filled the jar.
They changed the label.
No. 1
Amendment to the retirement plan of this house
The grandchildren have reviewed the jar. They have notes.
02
The jar
Notes were folded. Cents were kept. The jar sat in the kitchen, which was the point: anyone walking past could see the saving happen. This amendment does not empty it. It asks what the waiting was for.
03
The clock
Retirement keeps its name and gives up the calendar. A gold watch was the ending he was promised. A rocking chair was the furniture. The new plan keeps the kitchen and changes the prize.
04
The heirs
One of them filled the jar. The next one learned a chart before learning the chair. Same house, different clock. $KID is the argument, left where anyone can read it.
Schedule
Compared, without the quarterly mailing.
| Item | His | Theirs |
|---|---|---|
| Vehicle | 401(k) | $KID |
| Kept in | a jar | a wallet |
| Payout | a gold watch | a ticker |
| Statement | the mail | a refresh |
| Horizon | retirement | this generation |
Filing
Where the rest of it is.
The jar is still on the counter. The line is in the water. When the paperwork changes, it changes on X first.
- Style
- 401
- Ticker
- Record
- x.com/401KIDdotfun
- Premise
- Grandpa saved. The grandkids rewrote the plan.